is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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