She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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