ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
North Korea, Best Korea!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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