We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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