Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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third nipple confirmed
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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