I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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