i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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