i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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