gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Still dying that you shit outside
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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