According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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