You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Two words: blizzard sex
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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