I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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