i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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