I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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