Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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