My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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