I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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