The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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