He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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pop tarts are not kleenex
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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