I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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