I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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