question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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