just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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