I didn't shave. On purpose
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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