Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
