i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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