you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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