You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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