He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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