Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I want to stick my p in your. b.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
