What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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