super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
