Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You are the jesus of drinking
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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