ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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