If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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