His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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