I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
God I need to hump something, right now.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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