VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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