His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
