The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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