I just made out with a guy for $7.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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