I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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