my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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