Quick, to the slutcave!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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