I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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