I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
