There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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