whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
two words: eviction party
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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