I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
