That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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