And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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