doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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