i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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