i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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