i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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