You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's like heaven, but drunker
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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