People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm having to shit out rocks
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